Let's peer into the Crystal Ball and look at some items in the news 20 years from now...
Foxes, Feral Dogs Overrun London; Scientists Stumped
France Declares War on Itself; Loses
Air America Radio Enters its 19th Year of Bankruptcy
Declaring "My Work Here is Done," George Soros Returns to His Home Planet
Uptown Resident Still Hasn't Taken Down His Wellstone Sign
Unemployment Hits 40% in United States of Canada; "Krugmanomics" Blamed
Ted Kennedy First in Line to Buy New Floating Car
Jesusland Offers $1 Trillion in Humanitarian Aid to United States of Canada
Israeli / Palestinian Conflict Ends: Palestinians Run Out of Explosives, People
Teresa Heinz Kerry Kennedy Feingold Dayton Obama Leahy Dodd Boxer Marries Senator
Michael Moore Becomes Only the Second Man-Made Object That Can Be Seen From Space
Maureen Dowd Caught in Rainshower; Melts
CBS News Ends 35 Year Drought by Reporting a Fact
Keith Richards Still Alive; Scientists Stumped
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