Since my colleague LearnedFoot demonstrated a talent for Haiku in a post earlier this week, I have been feeling inferior. But then I remebered that I have always been able to spin up a quick limerick, and I began to feel much better. So from now on, LF will be the KAR Haiku Master, and I shall be the KAR Limerick Laureate. My first offering to a broad audience follows:
Minnesota's Senator Dayton
For his ouster we're patiently waitin'
His term's nearly finished
His reputation diminished
It's thin ice on which he is skatin'
Well, that's the best I could do on short notice on a Friday.