A snippet from the Nick Coleman Radio Craptacular this morning (the critical portion of this is not made up, but paraphrased from memory):
Dimwit Sidekick: ...gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggle
Coleman: It's 8:35. Let's go to the traffic report.
Traffic Reporter: This hour's traffic report is brought to you by the Carpenter's Union, A.F.S.C.M.E, the Teamsters, Education Minnesota, the AFL-CIO and the IBEW. The light rail line is running on time today. Back to you Nick.
Coleman: Thanks. Back to the evil bloggers. They're a bunch of right-wingwankersinadaisychaincreatingaright-wingnoisemachine. Wankers. Have you seen nickcolemanknowsstuff.blogspot.com?
DW Sidekick: gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggle...
Coleman: These guys almost took it too far. If I ever encounter them, I'd like to kick 'em where it hurts, if you know what I mean...
Uh Nick. One-third of the trio running this rather funny parody-blog, probably would not be harmed too badly if you were to practice your form of kung fu on her. As a matter of fact, I'm quite sure that if you ever did try to assault her, she'd just roll her eyes at you and then proceed to rip your lungs out and play them like bagpipes.
And Sisyphus would just stomp on you.
Closed circuit to Sisyphus and Nihilist: please note and appreciate how I didn't partake in the obvious gratuitous genitalia-related joke at your expense inherent in Coleman's statement. You're welcome.