KAR WEATHER ALERT: DON'T BREATHE!

FROM THE KAR WEATHER CENTER - 1300ZULU - 25FEB2005 - ALERT! ALERT! DUE TO THE ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, AND BY PROXY THE PAWLENTY ADMINISTRATION IN MINNESOTA, THE AIR IN THE TWIN CITIES METRO AREA AND SOUTHERN MINNESOTA WILL BE UNSUITABLE FOR BREATHING TODAY... IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS IS AN ATMOSPHERIC FLUKE THAT ONLY HAPPENS DURING TEMPERATURE INVERSIONS...THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT... THE MINNESOTA POLLUTION CONTROL AGENCY HAS ISSUED AN AIR QUALITY ADVISORY...PATHETIC LETTERS TO THE OPINIION PAGE OF THE MINNEAPOLIS TRIBUNE ARE ALREADY BEING DRAFTED BY THE PAPER'S STAFF, ER LOYAL READERS AND FRIENDS OF THE ENVIRONMENT TO LAMENT THE END OF THE WORLD... AIR QUALITY CONDITIONS WILL IMPROVE IN THE REGION AS A COLD FRONT SWEEPS IN FROM THE CANADIAN ROCKIES OVER THE WEEKEND BUT LETTER WRITING AND PUBLISHING WILL PERSIST INTO EARLY NEXT WEEK AS THE STAR/TRIBUNE AND ITS MINIONS TRY TO MAKE THE RIDICULOUS ASSOCIATION OF A LOCALIZED WEATHER PHENOMENON WITH SUV'S AND REJECTION OF THE KYOTO PROTOCOL... READ STAR TRIBUNE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE UNTIL CONDITIONS ABATE...LEARNEDFOOT BETTER NOT SAY DIDDLY ABOUT THIS POST BEING COMPOSED OF ONE PARAGRAPH BECAUSE THAT'S HOW RAW WEATHER REPORTS ARE TRANSCRIBED... KAR WEATHER CENTER