Of Polls, Plagiarism and Pubic Blog Names

I've cleaned up the moonbat blood and entrails. Now on to some overdue business.

POLL RESULTS

When asked what torturous activity was better than listening to Air Nick, the responses ranged from:

masochistic: 13% chose the papercut tobasco bath and 8% chose unnecessary surgery; to

disgusting: folks who would eat their own eyeballs as part of the Denny's diet before making sweet, sweet love to Helen Thomas accounted for 27%; to

suicidal: 17% would take a ride off a bridge with a rosy-nosed Ted Kennedy.

But by far the most disturbing - and indicative of how bad Nick's show is - 30% of you would attend a Hinderocker-led blogging conference (sponsored by No Doz, Tylenol and Planters Almonds -Now with 50% more cyanide!) I suspect that there are some who really would enjoy such a conference.

You people are sick.

NEW POLL

During the latest M&A frenzy that resulted in the new MOB all-female blog, I suggested an incredibly clever name: The Vagina Monoblogs. I was quickly dismissed (I suspect it had much to do with my annoying habit of constantly possessing a penis). The girls have a poll going as to the name thing, without my suggestion appearing. So I'll poll for it here. One vote per computer per day.

KAR: Now with even more bloggy goodness

Dementee is here. Be nice to him. If you're not, he may try to kill you.

THE PLAGERISM BUG BITES POWER LINE AGAIN

Power Line has published its first frequently asked questions (FAQ) feature. Mitch followed suit by posting his own today.

Gee guys, wherever did you get that idea?

I understand Power Line's theft -they're pure evil. But you, Mitch? And we're still not on your blogroll. Don't make me go Power Line on your ass....