Wednesday, March 02, 2005

LearnedFoot Declares a Fiskwa

First, congratulations to Swiftee for being Darling Nicky's "Wingnut of the Week". Good show old boy!

Why was he named WOTW, you ask?

'Cuz he got Eva Young kicked out of the MOB. And she was on Coleman's Spittle Fest today to bitch about it. Let's go to the tape:

Dimwit Sidekick: gigglegigglegiggle

Coleman: So these MOB BLOG-gersssss are just a bunch of lonely guys that do it to pick up chicks at some Irish bar every Thursday night. By the way, I'm quite upset that these loons are befouling a fine Irish bar. So what did Swift say to get you kicked out of this MOB?

Eva Young: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Coleman: Was it because you're a Republican? (?????? -ed)

EY: Uhhhhhhh. No....

Coleman: Was it because you're a lesbian?

EY: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No...

Coleman: OK. Tom Swift is the Wingnut of the Week! Thanks for talking to us Eva. You're one of our favorite guests.

EY: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OK, four things:

1) Again, congrats Swiftee. I wish I could be the WOTW. You rock!

2) St. Paul needs to come out and state the reasons as to why exactly Eva was kicked out of the MOB. I think we all know, but we never heard anything about it from the Capo. Disinformation is Nicks game, not ours.

3) PROPOSED NEW MOB RULE: If Nick Coleman likes you, it is an automatic bar to membership.

4) It's time to start really pounding the shit out of Coleman. Let's see how many hours of his show that we can get him to devote to us. You folks out there that have not been pulling your weight, listen to a segment of his show (15 minutes' worth can supply a day's material) and start fisking and fact checking. Let's give this guy an aneurysm. FISKWAH!

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