FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Acerbic Irrelevancies Party made two important announcements today:
1) AIP has unveiled its new logo. The Republicans have the elephant; the Democrats have the donkey; the Greens have the pot leaf. In keeping with this American political tradition, AIP has taken the noble penguin as its mascot. Mad props to Bill for his art. The new logo is the perfect compliment to the party's motto: "It's a bad idea to piss us off".
2) The AIP intends to field candidates to run against the following senators: John McCain, John Warner, Mike DeWine, Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Lincoln Chafee, and Lindsey Graham.