Tuesday, May 24, 2005

BASTARDS!

I’m too irate to be coherent, but here goes:

The stupid, stupid bastards just took it up the backside without benefit of lubrication and screwed the Republican Party and President in the process. All while a spineless, neutered Majority “Leader” looks on with a lobotomized look on his face.

Does Frist not realize that 14% of the US Senate just decided the outcome of this little mess? I know that the “upper house” is all about protecting the rights of the minority, but allowing 14% to decide for the other 85% is not bordering on, but is square in the middle of stupidity.

As for our fellow “Republicans”: McCain, John Warner, Mike DeWine, Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, Lincoln Chafee, and Lindsey Graham, not one damn dime finds it’s way into their reelection campaigns. And, dare I say, the RNC is going to find their own funds a bit lacking come next election cycle.

Nice agreement you nimrods. The enemy party gets everything they wanted and you toss aside the only leverage to keep them from filibustering.

Great negotiating assholes: Getting that indefinable “extreme circumstance” language was a stroke of genius. Are you so dense you can’t foresee an instance when the NAACP, Sierra Club, NARAL, NOW, Grandma Moses Knitting Club, and/or any other Leftwing Special Interest Group, will rise and object to W’s nominations?

If you can’t then you need to resign now because…IT HAPPENS EVERY GODDAMNED TIME HE NOMINATES SOMEONE.

Don’t you sphincter-heads get it: ANYONE NOMINATED BY PRESIDENT BUSH OR ANY OTHER REPUBLICAN IS IMMEDIATLEY BRANDED A RADICAL AND, THERFORE, THE “EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES” CLAUSE WILL KICK IN.

And when it does neither you nor your “leader” will have the balls to object.

You have effectively kicked your President in the ass, and, I hope, ruined your political future.

I’m so pissed at this pile of worthless flesh, I’d be happy to give up the majority just to get a minority made up of real Republicans.

And as for you, Mr. McCain, don’t you tell me you just saved the Senate and the country. This country did just fine before you and will go on long after you’ve departed.

In the meantime, I suggest take that jumbo-sized thorn out of your ass and start supporting your President.

And Sen. Frist, you should take the summer recess to get that spine transplanted. Going through life as a slinky is not a good idea. And another thing, if you don’t bring these 7 into your office and strip them of every leadership roll they have, you will only serve to prove that you have ZERO leadership ability.

I’m already convinced of it, but there are still some holding out hope.

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