LF's Anger Management Counselor: *Sigh* Foot? Haven't you learned by now that when you get into a poo-flinging match with a monkey, you both get covered in poo, but the monkey doesn't care? Write a haiku. Now!
To fight snot with snot
Makes one sticky and gooey
Get me a kleenex.
LFAMC: That's better. Now go write about something constructive, like killing puppies.