Monday, May 16, 2005

Demolishing Divas

LF's Anger Management Counselor: *Sigh* Foot? Haven't you learned by now that when you get into a poo-flinging match with a monkey, you both get covered in poo, but the monkey doesn't care? Write a haiku. Now!

To fight snot with snot
Makes one sticky and gooey
Get me a kleenex.

LFAMC: That's better. Now go write about something constructive, like killing puppies.

Okie dokie!

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