More outstanding quotes from Caddyshack from the comments to the first installment:
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!
I'm a veg, Danny.
TY: What's wrong with lumberyards? I own two lumberyards.
DANNY: I notice you don't spend a lot of time there.
TY: I'm not sure where they are.
Night putting - just putting, at night... with the 15 year old daughter of the dean.
You buy a hat like that, they should give you a bowl of soup with it . . . it looks good on you, though.
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Somebody stepped on a duck.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.
Thank you very little.
We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.
You must've been something before electricity.
People don't say that about you, as far as you know.
How bout a Fresca?
Keep 'em coming.