Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Perspective

Hillary Clinton: "We are living in a time when the other side doesn't want us to see the facts. Facts are inconvenient - facts about global warming..."

...Fact: 15 thousand years ago, the place where I now sit was covered by a mile-thick sheet of ice.

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John Kerry had a C average at Yale, with 5 "Ds" - a lower grade average than the "moronic" Chimpy Bushitler.

Fact: I had a slightly higher college GPA than both of them - way higher if you don't count my first year. And let's not humiliate further the 2004 also ran with my law school grades. LearnedFoot for president.

BTW: one of Kerry's best grades: French.

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Letter from the Moron o' the Day:

Worse than first reported

The Pentagon admitted that there were indeed desecrations of the Qur'an at Guantanamo Bay detention center (Star Tribune, June 4). The actual abuse at Guantanamo was a lot worse than Newsweek's account.

Since Newsweek was chastised by the masses for its action, will we see any such accountability for the Bush administration?

Ron Shen, Eden Prairie

As long as we're traversing the continuum of comparative bad acts, I think we can all agree that this or this or this or this or this is much much worse than offending the purported religious sensibilities (sometimes accidentally) of murderous vermin.

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