Welcome. I am called "The Head of Alfredo Garcia", but you may call me "The Head of Alfredo Garcia".
I'll be filling in for Learned Foot for the next couple of days.
Losing Foot to (yet another) break is one of those things that can upset one's worldview, making the world seem unsettled and unstable.
It's at times like this that one needs the stability of knowing that Jim Nabors still has a record contract.