Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Strib Editorial Super Happy Fun Contest!

Given the activity at KAR, not to mention on other blogs, the exercise in abject stupidity in today's Strib may spawn a miniature local blogswarm.

I think that instead of getting all frothy on the Pinheads of Portland Avenue (yet again), we should have some good old fashioned fun. I propose the following contest:

Write a Strib-style editorial defending that famous screed by Nakita Kruschev that featured this infamous line:

...it doesn't matter whether the Soviet Union exists. If you don't like us, don't accept our invitations, and don't invite us to come to see you. Whether you like it our not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

The winner, as judged by the Managing Editor of KAR, may win a fabulous prize (Yes! KAR Gear is coming).

Get cracking.

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