Friday, July 08, 2005

A Friday departure

OK, I normally wouldn’t waste my time on a post like this (I would leave it to the chick bloggers), but while scanning this article I came across the most amazing quotes, I simply had to share them with the KAR community.

Let’s stipulate for the record that Katie Holmes is a stone-cold babe. Let us also stipulate to the fact that Katie Holmes has the brain power of a 3 watt light bulb.

My evidence; check out this Q&A (read the answers aloud with an computer animated-type voice):

Q: Do you ever wonder whether this is just a honeymoon phase?

A: "Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase."

Q: Did you learn anything in your previous relationship (five years with actor Chris Klein, which came to an end when they called off their engagement this past winter) that has been a benefit to this one?

A: "Chris and I care about each other and we're still friends. Tom is the most incredible man in the world."

Q: Do you feel that, with more relationship experience, you get better at resolving conflicts?

A: "Meeting Tom—I'm just exhilarated. He makes me laugh, we have fun, we understand each other, everything is so aligned. I feel so lucky and so—like I've been given such a gift, such a gift, you know?" She pauses. "And it's just really amazing."

Q: Is there anything you guys don't have in common?

A: "You know, we appreciate each other."

Q: Has it been a challenge to make his kids feel comfortable?

A: "They're just exceptional people."

Q: Isn't it an adjustment to move in with someone—and after only a month? (In late May, Holmes packed up her apartment in Hollywood's El Royale complex and moved into Cruise's Beverly Hills manse.)

A: "He's the man of my dreams."

No pressure from Cruise [to convert to Scientology], she swears: "That's really ludicrous because, I mean, you have to know Tom. He is the most loving, generous man who… first of all, he wants to help people. He doesn't put pressure on people. He is the kindest, smartest, most adoring man. It's a pleasure and a privilege to be with him."

What the F&$# did Tom Cruise do to this poor young girl?

A few months ago she was a young, beautiful, actress who had the whole world in front of her. Now she’s one of the Stepford Wives.

I’ve got a weird feeling that Tom Cruise and his Scientology cronies will one day be found in a rented mansion, dead, toes up in beds with purple sheets pulled over their heads.

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