Friday, July 15, 2005

K to tha A-Rizzy: Funky Ass Shiznit

Remember Gizoogle - that Google clone that can translate web pages into Snoop -Dawg lingo? Thought I'd transmalate KAR today. It doesn't disappoint. Some highlights:

The last paragraph of this post, as transmalated (Rated 'R'):

Therefore I suggest thizzat all you hysterizzle lefties out there breathe into a baller bag n shut tha H-to-tha-izzell up until you actually have some, er what's it called, oh yeah . I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.: MATERIAL evidence like old skool shit.

And the title of Dementee's "Nice Owls" post:

Funky Ass Owls

A passage from 'Funky Ass Owls":

[Council brotha Natalie] Johnson Lee said she doesn't think B-L-to-tha-izzock E is "the appropriate place fo` a Hoota" coz it doesn't fit in tha family/neighborhood image downtown tries ta present.

Family/neighborhood image: W-H-to-tha-izzat is this C-H-to-tha-izzick smok'n? I’d like ta kniznow wizzy her family does fo` fun.

Council Nigga Gary Schiff, who was critical of tha Hoota' recruitment effort two years ago, said he is dismayed. "It would jizzy dizzy down tha cachet of tha entire property,"

"Council brotha Natalie Johnson Lee"!

Gizoogle is a national treasure.

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