So you want to be a lawyer so you can become rich billing gullible people $300 per hour, but you never went to law school and never took the bar exam. What are you to do? What are you to do?
Well friend, now your dreams can come true, and the world can be your oyster.
Introducing the [insert your state here] Supreme Court of LearnedFoot Bar Admission!
Yes! Now you to can live the dream of being a real(*) lawyer. For a nominal fee, LearnedFoot will personally swear you in as an Officer of the Court of any state you choose!
That's it! You can become a real live attorney in just 24 hours!
"But wait," you say, "don't all states require attorneys to be licensed by the official licensing body of the state?"
Well, yes, but it's an unjust law that ought to be ignored. What does some stuffy judge or do-gooder bureaucrat know about your ability to practice law? And why should they take away your right to earn a living?
So act today, and sue tomorrow!!!!!
[Kool Aid toast to Bogus Doug]
* Supreme Court of LearnedFoot law licenses are recognized only in some parts of Canada. Void where prohibited. Civil and criminal liability may apply.