Monday, July 11, 2005

ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!

Dementee e-mails:

FOOT,

ME JUST SAW GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW DEMENTEE GETS SO TIRED CHASING MOONBATS AROUND SO ME CAN EAT THEM?!!!!!! AND WHEN DEMENTEE CATCHES MOONBAT, MOONBAT ALWAYS KICK, BITE AND SCRATCH DEMENTEE AND MAKE HIGH-PITCH SCREAM!!!! THAT HURT DEMENTEE, AND FEMALE MOONBAT ARE EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!

OTHER DAY I WENT TO BYERLY'S TO GET SOME TRUFFLES AND SHALOTS FOR NEW RECIPE DEMENTEE TRYING!!!!! ME ASKED BUTCHER IF HE HAD ANY SIRLOIN OF MOONBAT!!!! BUTCHER SAID "EATING BATS IS GROSS"!!!!! ME SAID, "DEMENTEE WANTED MOONBAT, NOT VAMPIRE BAT!!!!" BUTCHER SAID "PLEASE PUT ME DOWN," AND CALLED POLICE!!!!!

LIFE HARD FOR DEMENTEE!!!!!

BUT NOW ME SEE THAT SOMEONE PACKAGING MOONBATS FOR SALE IN FINER GROCERY STORES EVERYWHERE!!!!

DEMENTEE'S LONG WAIT OVER!!!! MOONBAT READY-TO-EAT!!!

RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!

WARM REGARDS,

D!!!!!

P.S. DEMENTEE WISH TO THANK NIGHT WRITER FOR TIP!!!!!!!

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