Disappointing news abounds in the world of blog headers:
* Despite overwhelming public support for changing its name to "Natalie Portman in a KAR Thong," the Nihilist in Golf Pants will retain its original name.
* Reaction to KAR's new Iron Maiden-centric design has been underwhelming. I'll put the old header back until I can fabricate a new design.
UPDATE: OH CRAP!
UPDATE 2: I'm working on a replacement. Hang on...