Monday, July 25, 2005

Realizing That It Has Been Beaten, the Left Turns to Drugs

Well, I don't have any proof that they're smokin' the buddha, but it seems to be the only rational explanation for their behavior. To wit:

Dementee's favorite human dartboard, Howard "the Yowling Twerp" Dean had to be on something when he said this -

Oh wait. Let's set the mood first.

Preparing to talk to a bunch of moonbats in formation (college students), Dean takes a large draw off a fat phat spliff and drops the needle onto the record.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies...

Then, aided by his newfound cannibussial insight, Howie graces his assembled fellow travelers, who are breathing the same air as he, with this brain turd:

The president and his right-wing Supreme Court think it is 'okay' to have the government take your house if they feel like putting a hotel where your house is.

Yes, in his obviously altered state, Dean thinks that Stevens, Souter, Breyer, and Ginsburg comprise the "right-wing" of the court.

But that's not all. Dean is also hallucinating:

A pro-life Democrat, unlike a pro-life Republican, cares about kids after they're born, not just before.

That's right. Howard Dean is seeing pro-life Democrats! These "pro-life Democrats" that Howie "sees" are probably standing next to the Blue Meanies, dancing on a meandering rainbow.

Duuuuuuuuude. It doesn't get any more whacked out than that.

Not to be out done my the Mad Galactic Jester, Jane Fonda appears to have dusted off her trusty bong, and has been taking long, deep hits:

Wait! Forgot the music:

Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns.
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around

OK. Now we're good to go with Jane:

Actress and activist Jane Fonda says she intends to take a cross-country bus tour to call for an end to U.S. military operations in Iraq.

"I can't go into any detail except to say that it's going to be pretty exciting," she said.

Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil." She will be joined by families of Iraq war veterans and her daughter.

Pretty exciting indeed, Moon Doggie!

Anybody got any Doritos?

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