(NOTE: That title is not a pun to be construed in context with the post immediately below. This will become apparent in a moment.)
I am personally going to start the "Draft Cheney in 2008" campaign:
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.
The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.
"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL.
"All we need is one more liar."Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
Ah, but the moonbat tears of sorrow would be tempered by tears of joy from the Not-Wearing-a-Tinfoil-Hat Community.
Imagine a world without a bitter White House reporter way past her prime asking the President's press secretary baseless and hectoring questions. A world without Thomas' whack-job conspiracy theory "columns" passed off as legitimate simply because the purveyor of such tripe has been a White House correspondent since the Millard Fillmore administration.
Imagine a world without that human equivalent of salt peter.