Monday, July 18, 2005

The World Sends Its Best Wishes

As most of you no doubt know, yesterday marked the sixth year that Mrs. Foot and I have been engaged in marital bliss. Coincidentally Sunday was also six years from the date that Noted Marquette Alumnus and Category 3 Hurricane Denbo picked up the largest bar tab in recorded history.

The Missus and I have been inundated with all manner of congratulations from around the globe. Here's a sampling:

"Wow: 6 years! Tramps like you guys - baby you were born to be dancing in the dark tunnel of love, wrapped up like a deuce - another runner in the night SPRINGSTEEN RULES!!!!" - Mitch

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"ME EXTEND TO YOU HEARTY CONGRATULATION ON YOU SPECIAL DAY!!!! LOVE A MANY SPLENDORED THING!!!!! INDEED!!!!" -Dementee

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The following was attached to a fruit basket we received from none other than the Guv:

"I hope you enjoy this gift fruit enhancement parcel on your special day. My wife and I would invite you to the Governor's Mansion for a cocktail to celebrate you anniversary, but frankly we think that you are beneath us." -Tim Pawlenty

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"AHA! I knew that you were somebody's monkey, you wingnut!" - N. Monkey

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"Antonin Scalia is an activist judge! Go read my blog to find out more!" -Eva

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"To hear that you guys have been married for six years makes me happier than billy goat at a tin can eating contest!" - Dan Rather

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"Thank you for not damaging the institution of marriage by getting divorced." - The Guy Who Writes the Same-Sex Marriage Lobby's Talking Points.

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"Sunday was the sixth anniversary of the greatest heartbreak I ever suffered: hearing the news that LearnedFoot was no longer available. *sob*" -Eve Longoria

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"Six years? You must have one hell of a pre-nup!" - JLo

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Thank you all for your kind words.

CLOSED CIRCUIT TO MRS. FOOT: Love ya' Sparky!

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