Monday, August 08, 2005

It Was a Short Engagement

Despite the recent ugliness that transpired here and elsewhere - which on several occasions made Kool Aid Chick cry - the happy couple decided to go through with their plans and tie the knot. They even managed to score a celebrity celebrant.

You are all invited to the reception for cocktails and dinner. There's an open bar - Noted Marquette Alumnus Denbo is picking up the tab. Nihilist in Golf Pants plans to wow us with his interpretation of the Chicken Dance.

May I present to you Mr. and Mrs., er, Guy.

[warm applause]

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