Tuesday, August 09, 2005

The LearnedFoot Super Quiz

Via the comments, Chad informs us that the Nihilist in Golf Pants has finally cancelled his Strib subscription. Was it bacause:

a) The Strib's vigorous defense of Dick Durbin's retarded comparison of Gitmo to the gulags;

b) The business section is not what it once was;

c) Nick Coleman still writes columns for it;

d) They scrapped the Isaac Asimov Super Quiz from the comics page

If you answered (d), you can gleefully and with clear conscience chastise the Nihilist for being in the same class of loser as those illustrated here.

I can only do so much to fill the void, but I'll give it a try. The Nihilist deserves that much. Here is the first edition of the LearnedFoot Super Quiz (abridged to 3 questions since I don't have a lot of free time).

Topic: Geography

Graduate Level

1. Where are you right now?

Masters Level

2. What is the capitol of Mongolia?

PhD Level

3. What is the name of the guy that lives in apartment 303 in the building on the northeast corner of 97th and Hampton in Milwaukee, Wisconsin?




Answers

1. In front of your computer.

2. Ulan Bator

3. Fred Phlembowski

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