Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Iron Maiden Can Teach Us a Lot About Intractable NFL Rivalries and Their Impact on the Family

Oh...Oh...Fight for the honour
Fight for the splendour
Fight for your life! --Iron Maiden

V-Toed Nihilist Wannabee Bill has put up the latest installment of the Mr. & Mrs. Guy saga. Seems that their little disagreement was more than just a little spat.

Now Kool Aid Guy is in the fight of his life - and a fight for his stuff. Given the absolute fairness our family courts have traditionally exhibited toward men, I'm sure Kool Aid Guy will come out of this standing tall.

Oh that poor Guy. First he marries a Bears fan, then he gets stuck with a corn flake shill who will determine the distribution of the marital estate. Yeesh.

But I guess it's a whole lot better than being stuck living with a Bears fan for the rest of his life.

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