Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Moron Mail

[Horshack] OOOOO! OOOOOOO! Sandy! I can beat that one. Check out this shiznit:[/Horshack]

Imagine if the doctrine of preemption had been used for Hurricane Katrina. Imagine if all the resources of the armed forces and the government were brought to bear in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama before the disaster instead of after it. Imagine all the lives that would have been saved.

R#ss311 P3t3rs0n, St. Michael, Minn.

Memo to this guy's boss: don't EVER let him do any planning.

QUICKLY! All troops must get to Hiroshma! Intelligence indicates that the Americans are planning on dropping a really big bomb!

Heh.

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