NOTE: Today, Obnoxious Packer Guy offers the first installment of his weekly recaps of NFL action. Since OPG was raised by merchant marines in the locker room of a meat packing plant in Cudahy, this post may not be suitable for those with tender sensibilities. Reader discretion is advised.
Packer Review: Week 1 Breakdown.
F**king f**k f**k! Shit ass twat...CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!!
Rat farts! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
Crotch piss shit f**k! C*ck of c*cks!
Crotch crotch crotch crotch CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's check out the other action from yesterday's games.
Oh look: the San Fran-f**king-cisco Forty-f**king-Niners, the crappiest team in all of football last year, are on pace to win 16 games!
And the Bears actually scored an offensive touchdown!
Wait a second...
Tampa Bay beat whom? In the Metrodome?
Oh, that makes me feel better. Much better.
I now feel almost as good as Nihilist's bookie does this morning.
UPDATE: Just noticed something interesting.
I outgained Vikings running back Michael Bennett yesterday:
Bennett: 6 carries for -1 yards.
OPG: 0 carries for 0 yards.
MEMO TO DREW ROSENHAUS: Check your e-mail: I'm available as a client.