Really stupid people should not be allowed to speak, write or otherwise convey what they are thinking.
Really stupid people should not have the right to their opinion.
Really stupid people should be locked-up to protect society from their stupidness.
Today’ Really Stupid Person award goes to: Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis.
Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis was named today’s Really Stupid Person because of the drivel following claptrap that oozed from his pea-sized brain [all emphasis is mine]:
Looked at realistically, the Iraq War is a disaster. It has caused the deaths of 2,000 U.S. soldiers and countless Iraqi civilians and cost more than $200 billion.
What have we accomplished in Iraq? We have removed Saddam Hussein from power, and have put him on trial for his crimes. This is about the only positive result of our invasion. Has it been worth the tremendous cost?
EMIL J. SLOWINSKI, MINNEAPOLIS
Could it be that Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis was sleeping when Iraqis went to the polls and freely elected their representitives?
Perhaps Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis was having his brain recharged when Iraqis went to the polls and voted in favor of their new Constitution.
If Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis was born a really stupid person, have some sympathy for him and the poor souls who have to wipe his butt every day. He is, after all, too stupid to wipe his own.
My guess, however, is that Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis caused the brain damage to himself when he scrapped his brain with a knitting needle while trying to get a really choice bugger from deep inside his nose.
When you see Emil J. Slowinski of Minneapolis, be sure to congratulate him on his much-deserved award. You’ll recognize him by the devastating body odor and toilet paper sticking out of the back of his pants.