Sunday, October 30, 2005

Moron Mail

I usually don't post on Sundays. But since abject stupidity doesn't take a day off, duty calls.

And holy balls did it call today. Number one comes from the "well-informed" faction of the "reality based" community:

At last, America has some answers about the possible criminal, certainly unethical, outing of a covert CIA agent.

The first President Bush called those who reveal the names of covert CIA sources "the most insidious of traitors." President George W. Bush stated he would fire anyone who was involved in leaking the agent's identity. This isn't about Democrat or Republican, this is about whether a presidential adviser broke the law. Should Karl Rove be above the law?

CHR!S G3G^X, MINNEAPOLIS.

Er, Karl Rove wasn't indicted. And it looks like he won't be indicted. Which means he didn't break the law. Which means that nobody is asserting that Rove is above the law. Which indicates that the surgeon must have cut off too much brain when Chris got his lobotomy.

Now Chris, please clean the drool off your chin and the semen off your newspaper, and please sht the hell up.

Number 2 employs the faux moral authority tactic that lefties like to use, since they seem unwilling, or unable to formulate a coherent argument:

Two thousand American soldiers dead, more than 15,000 wounded, hundreds of billions of dollars spent. Is that a reasonable price to pay for a faulty Iraq constitution? For a dubious democracy in Iraq? For what many people call a lie?

Let us never forget that the president sent our troops to war because he said Iraq was an imminent threat with weapons of mass destruction.

And now Bush the Lesser says the only way we can honor the dead is to send more young Americans to die in vain.

These are the thoughts of a World War II combat veteran who is a patriotic American. I have lived a long time and never have I seen such bloody stupidity in one administration.
FR3D W. B00TH, EDINA
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Love this. "I fought in WWII so I'm immune from criticism of my drooling stupidity." Oh and by the way, this guy has done this before.

OK, so let's count up the stupidities here:

1) "Dubious democracy" - please explain. Fred can't because he's just parroting MoveOn promulgated propaganda.

2) "Faulty constitution" - Please point to the faulty provisions, Fred. Of course he can't because he hasn't read it. He's just parroting MoveOn promulgated propaganda.

3) The "went to war for WMD" canard. That is itself a lie. For an example, see here. Of course Fred doesn't know any better since he is just mindlessly parroting MoveOn promulgated propaganda.

I could go on and on about the mind-numbing intelligence insulting pure moonbatic imbecility of Fredo here. But I don't have the moral authority.

But then again, I know that my grandfather who scaled the cliffs at Point Du Hoc one dreary June morning some sixty-odd years ago would agree with me, so just consider me acting as his proxy, Fred, you ass.

And finally from the self-loathing human category of moonbat, we get this submitted without comment:

I applaud your "Land Rush" series, and while disturbing, it is sadly not surprising. With all the talk of buckthorn and zebra mussels, it is apparent that we humans are the most dangerous and invasive species on the planet.

C^RR!E GR^H^M, FALCON HEIGHTS.

OK - one comment.

Please lead by example, and kill yourself first Carrie.

What's that you say? That's not what you meant?

You fricking moron.

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