Friday, October 14, 2005

Now I’m Pissed

I was OK with the most recent “scandal” surrounding the Vikings, after boys will be boys, and then this article hit the SPPP this morning.

What the hell were these boys thinking, bringing in strippers from Atlanta and Florida and elsewhere? Outsourcing strippers is a direct blow to the income of the skanks that work the laps and poles at the Twin Cities’ finest strip joints. Our hose-bags work as hard as any and they deserve a shot at the big time.

If we don’t support our sluts who will? I mean, ‘cmon, give the locals a shot.

Next thing you know, the Vikings will be outsourcing their coaching staff to India and drafting players from China.

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