Sunday, October 23, 2005

An Open Letter to Darren Sharper from OPG

Dear Darren,

It was interesting to read yesterday that you have presented four pages of "intelligence" on the tendencies of Packer personnel to Mike Tice. (Note that this may be the first time that the words "Mike Tice" and "intelligence" have appeared in the same sentence without that sentence also including the word "lack".) Indeed according to the above linked story, today's game appears mighty important to you:

When the Vikings schedule was released in April, Sharper circled, underlined and highlighted the dates of the games between the teams: Oct. 23 and Nov. 21.

Did it ever occur to you that if you had showed that much enthusiasm for beating other teams when you were with the Pack, they probably wouldn't have demanded that you take a $4 million pay cut?

I hope you sprain your knee today, you disloyal fuckball.

Yours in Deep, Deep Hatred,

Obnoxious Packer Guy

P.S. How was the cruise?

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