It has now been one hour since I demanded that you, my oppressed, pay me fealty (in the amount of $100), otherwise I would oppress you further. Not one of you lowly maggots has complied.
Fine. I'll need to make an example of someone.
I direct your attention to the "A Rainbow of Flavaz" blogroll on the sidebar. You will note that I have begun to REALLY oppress Nihilist in Golf Pants.
As you can see, I mean business. My middle name didn't become "Oppression" because I'm a lightweight.
If you do not comply with my demand in one hour, I shall continue oppressing other bloggers in a similar manner.