First, a photo taken by a former neighbor when Dementee was shacking up with Crack Whore Barbie. Apparently they engaged in a less-than-upstanding lifestyle:
Another photo that our crack expert staff (Bill) deems "authentic" sheds light on Dementee's foreign alligences in the early 2000's:
Finally, our crack research staff (Bill) pursuing an annonymous tip, dug through the archives of various prominent newspapers and discovered a long forgotten dalliance:
There has been no comment from the Dementee camp on this rapidly unfolding scandal. Stay tuned to KAR for all the latest developments.