Thursday, November 17, 2005

I am outraged

Not since Marion Barry was framed by a Washington D.C. hooker, has there been such outrageous allegations hurled at a mayoral candidate.

As my good friend said at the time, "The goddamn bitch set me up."

I am disheartened by this ugly turn of events. Never have I encountered such scurrilous attacks against my character. I hope these false accusations do not dissuade the good people of the KAR Nation from voting for me.

Therefore, an effort to reclaim my good name, I’m offering a tube of cookie dough smack to anyone who sees through this attempt to sway the electorate and votes for me.

Peace out, Brother Barry.

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