Monday, November 14, 2005

MOB Mayoral Race Update

With one day left in the election, the MAWB Squad Broads hold a slim 5 vote lead over the next closest candidate, Dementee. Sisyphus and Bogus Doug are close on Dementee's tail (and they might want to be careful about that - moonbats make him gassy).

It is instructive to note that the MAWB squad is the officially endorsed candidate of the Power Liberal. If you need guidance as to whom *not* to vote for, look no further.

The polls will close tomorrow. If no candidate can muster 50% plus 1 vote, then there will be a runoff between the top two candidates (none of that strong-third-party-sticking-us-with-a-candidate-that-only-got-35%-of-the-vote nonsense here people!)

DEMENTEE ADD: VOTE FOR DEMENTEE NOW, OR ME WILL EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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