Friday, November 25, 2005

Turkey Bowl Update

If you had me on your fantasy football team, you're in good shape. I had approximately 100 yards receiving with one touchdown - a dramatic (and studly) 60 yard reception on a skinny post where I got behind the free safety, the QB threw a perfect pass, and what resulted was a foot race to the end zone. Given that I'm one of the best athletes in the MOB (and if anyone would like to challenge me on that, I can provide links and pictures) giving chase was futile.

What? Did YOU scortch a rather tight zone defense this weekend? No? Then shut the hell up. It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Plus I am the Risk Champion of the year, so y'all better get your attitudes in line. I am not a man to be triffled with.

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