LearnedFoot: What to do... What to do?
Doug's Randomly Chosen Rhetorical Foil: 'Sup Foot?
LF: Hey. How you doin'?
DRCRF: Good. I was just talking to Doug. He's got a bee in his bonnet.
LF: Mmm hmm, yeah, that's great. Listen: I feel like peeing on some hostas. You want in.
DRCRF: Well, I uh...
LF: C'mon. We can go piss on Doug's hostas.
DRCRF: I don't think that'd be a good idea.
LF: What? If he catches us, we'll just say we're sorry, and that'll be that.
DRCRF: Given the conversation I just had with him, I don't think that would fly with him. You should really go read it now.
LF: Thanks! I will. Say, can I piss on your hostas?
DRCRF: Asking for permission to pee on my hostas would kind of defeat the whole purpose of that increasingly overused metaphor, no?
LF: You're probably right.
DRCRF: Straight up, yo.
LF: I think that I will make you a regular character on KAR, like OPG and Dementee. Whatdya say to that?