The laws of blogging karma require KAR to take the high road once per year. Checking our archives, I found that we have not yet met that requirement. And it is now December, so we're running out of time. Therefore, the Photoshop contest has been cancelled. Two other factors also played a role in this decision:
1) The contrition of the dick who pulled the stunt in question; and
2) No photoshop job could ever approach the humiliating caricature that these dingleberries have already made of themselves.
Thank you for your interest.