Charges have been filed. Here's what you can expect the Love Boat 4 to say at their trials:
11. It is not a crime to perform fellatio on a Wizzinator.
10. "I thought those two hookers were my wife!"
9. A stripper appeared to have something caught in her eye. Smoot tried to remove it with a dildo, but missed.
8. McKinnie: "I thought she was a steak."
7. "We're all gay."
6. Daunte may have made a pass at a stripper, but as usual, he didn't complete it.
5. Prostitution is illegal in Georgia, so those women couldn't possibly be hookers.
4. Daunte: "She was just snapping me the ball."
3. It all depends on what the meaning of "using a double-headed dildo on two women in the presence of numerous people" is.
2. Daunte may have been holding a stripper by the buttocks for a short period of time, but when the bartender lightly tapped him on the shoulder, he immediately dropped her.
1. "You criticize us when we don't score; and you charge us with misdemeanors when we do?!!!"