Thursday, January 19, 2006


A new audio tape from Osama bin Laden (or, more likely, the Afghani eqivalent of Rich Little) has just been released. Our crack staff of researchers and translators here at KAR have been feverishly working to produce an accurate translation of the tape. The most important passage is excerpted below:

By Allah, gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight, Allah willing.


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