Friday, January 27, 2006

From the KAR Sports Desk

Not that the NBA is real basketball, but the Pacers are in trouble:

Jermaine O'Neal is expected to miss at least eight weeks with a left groin tear, leaving the Indiana Pacers without their leading scorer and rebounder.

He tore his groin???!!!

YOW!!!!

[Here LearnedFoot crosses his legs in an uncomfortable fashion.]

Yeeeeargh!

Sweet. Holy. Crap.

He tore his groin!

Owie owie owie owie owie!

[Breathing deeply]

Must...put...out...of...my...mind...

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