Thursday, January 12, 2006

I Said It Was a Temporary Insanity

Egads, we've been drafted to run for the St. Paul City Council.

No thanks.

The reasons are myriad:

* Assuming that there were enough rational people to outvote all the drooling hate-filled condescending elitist sheeplike Kool Aid drinking DFL bobos, once on the council we would still have to suffer a bunch of loud drooling hate-filled condescending elitist sheeplike Kool Aid drinking DFL bobos at every city council meeting.

* Even assuming that we could get elected and tolerate our constituents, three of us would have to move to St. Paul, putting us in danger of having to live amongst - perhaps even in close proximity to - the drooling hate-filled condescending elitist sheeplike Kool Aid drinking DFL bobos.

* Even assuming we could stand living in close proximity to the drooling hate-filled condescending elitist sheeplike Kool Aid drinking DFL bobos, the looming large increase in St. Paul's property taxes would effectively price us out of the market.

* Even assuming we could afford to live in the city, get elected, and stand living among the drooling hate-filled condescending elitist sheeplike Kool Aid drinking DFL bobos,we much prefer to watch the city implode from afar. Except for the one of us who lives there, that is.

UPDATE: One more reason - We don't need no re-education.

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