Monday, January 30, 2006

Monday Moron Mail Mad Lib

I couldn't resist:

If [FEMALE FICTIONAL CHARACTER] is running for governor simply to [VERB], well, that's good enough for me. However, having known [ACADEMIC SUBJECT] for some time, I know that she is not as one-dimensional as her [NOUN - PLURAL] would make her out to be.

When [SAME FICTIONAL CHARACTER AS ABOVE] says she'll fight government's violation of individual [NOUN] rights, she means across the board -- including improper use of [NOUN - PLURAL].

MARK [NICKNAME] WERNIMONT, [NAME OF BAR]


For those who don't know, Mark "Smokey McSmokesmoke" Wernimont is a former (current?) MOBster, and decidedly not a moron.

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