Ah yes. The "manscaping." As a child of the pre- "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" world, I was initially taken aback at the idea that hair grooming needn't be restricted to the head. But once I finally got up the courage to try it out, I found that my penis seemed happier. That was probably due to the fact that a smaller mane made the lion's head look bigger.
So I got to thinking: do many men like to shave down their man-bushes? And if so, how far? I think it's something that all men must do to some extent. After all, a man's penis is quite literally an extention of himself. And if you don't give that part of your body the grooming that it needs - nay, deserves - what does that say about your attitudes about other aspects of personal hygiene?
What? You're still reading this? By now you must think that I am truly
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