Sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa Song.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when your mayor's a twit?
Saying that New Orleans should be all "Chocolate".
If Mayor Daley said Chicago should be all white,
They'd hang him from the el in the middle of the night.
Nagin sounds like a segregationist
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not a moron, you will go far
You'll not make an ass of yourself
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-delf