Thursday, January 19, 2006

Rhetoric Seperated at Birth 2

Terrorist Nutjob Osama bin Laden:

However, what prompted me to speak are the repeated fallacies of your President Bush in his comment on the outcome of US opinion polls, which indicated that the overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of the forces from Iraq... I say that the results of the poll satisfy sane people and that Bush's objection to them is false.


Pacifist Nutjob Tom Hayden:

The media and politicians acknowledge something they call "public opinion" without ever associating it with the anti-war movement.


A slight majority of Americans are with us. We need to convince the unconvinced that it is time to implement an exit strategy.

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