LEARNEDFOOT: Psst. Dementee? Do you ever get the feeling that we're being stalked by a mirthless harpy with a self-esteem deficit?
DEMENTEE: ME THINK IT COMPULSION IN RESPONSE TO SOME OBSESSION!!!! OR POSSIBLY SHE PROJECTING!!!!!! SHE JUST NEED SOME BETE NOIR TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT SELF!!! ME NOTICE SHE NOT REAL GOOD SPELLER EITHER!!!!!!
LF: Like you should belittle the spelling of other - Hey, did you hear something?!