Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Living, Breathing Constitution Update #2

While I was in the neighborhood, I thought I fill you in on what many think the Living Constitution wrote into itself in the 4th Amendment:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

FOR PURPOSES OF THIS AMENDMENT, THE TERM "UNREASONABLE" SHALL BE CONSTRUED TO INCLUDE EAVESDROPPING ON INBOUND PHONE CALLS FROM ABROAD INVOLVING PEOPLE WHO HAVE, AND INTEND TO CONTINUE, SLAUGHTERING INNOCENT CIVILIANS.

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