Thursday, February 02, 2006

Thursday Moonbat Fun Quiz

You know those cute little personality quizzes usually found on sites like OK Cupid that the Mayor likes to take? They range from topics like "Which Movie Villain are you?" to "Which luxury car are you?" to "Which aged cheese would you be?" and everything in between.

Well, a lefty blogger (the same one who actually believed that Sisyphus bought a commercial round lot of Halliburton stock - expressing outrage not only at the un-PC investment, but also the idea that someone might have that much money to invest) took the time to take an obscure online test. This one was apparently titled "What kind of wingnut are you?" Fraters details the test results here, and are somewhat baffled that the quiz's result pegged them as "wealthy":

If this party [DFL] can't get it together for some significant wins in 2006, Minnesotans -- who are not for the most part white, wealthy, militaristic males who bend over backwards to justify Republican party excesses, again, listen carefully, please -- are screwed.

Unfortunately, our old pal at Drooling From the Fencepost (content summary: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme! You pay for it.) forgot to paste in the code usually provided at the end of these quizzes, omitting the most entertaining part (i.e. the funny picture and snarky commentary.) Well, our crack research team tracked down this Fun Quiz, replicated the results and got the code. We noted that, along with the Fraters' wealthiness, us KARnies are "militant" and our free brother Kevin is "white."

Fraters Libertas:

You are a:



WEALTHY WINGNUT!




You have more money than you know what to do with, no doubt obtained from trampling on the working class, graft, bribery and embezzlement. According to most Democrats, your salary of over $45,000 per year, makes you "rich," and is way more than you "need." When you're not sipping Cristal on your yacht you are jetting off to a golf vacation in Scotland with Jack Abramoff. Because you have more money than some people, you are inherently evil.

(Take the "What kind of wingnut are you?" quiz on OK Cupid now!)

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We were pleased with our outcome:

You are a:

MILITANT WINGNUT!



You possess strong, deeply held opinions, and you assert them often. But because some raving moonbat doesn't agree with your view that America is an abject mess, and that the only way to save the country is to make it more like Cuba, you are automatically "militant"! If, however, you agreed with the moonbat's positions on various issues with the same vehemence, you'd merely be "passionate".

(Take the "What kind of wingnut are you?" quiz on OK Cupid now!)

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And the best for last... Our buddy Kevin.

You are:

WHITE!



You can't jump.

You can't dance without biting your lower lip.

You appreciate hockey.

You vote Republican.

You are pale.

(Take the "What kind of wingnut are you?" quiz on OK Cupid now!)

UPDATE: I just noticed that MDE has been pegged as "Males". Here is the quiz result complete with the html:

You are:

MALE!


You are hairy and have a penis.


(Take the "What kind of wingnut are you?" quiz on OK Cupid now!)

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