Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ultimatum

Several weeks ago, the Nihilist in Golf Pants furtively replaced KAR with Fraters Libertas atop its Top 11 Blogs list. We felt that this was a sneaky thing to do. Most will also agree that it was also a sleazy move given that NIGP is really a puppet blog of Fraters - it's a fairly open secret that the Fraters post their B-material there.

Since this betrayal came to our attention, us KARnies have been patient with the Nihilist, gently hinting that this somehow must be a mistake or misunderstanding. We have traditionally had warm relations with the Nihilist, and thought that once the scales fell from his eyes, he would do the right thing. We gave the Nihilist ample time to remedy the slight. He has yet to do so.

Well, our patience is not infinite, and the time has come to play hardball.

Laboring intensely over the past few days in KAR's Secret Tactical Photoshop Lab (STaPL), The Notorious B.I.L. has successfully developed a retaliation device so terrible, that it will inflame the anger of The Nihilist (probably forcing him to issue a fatwah against us) and plunge the MOB into civil war.

But it doesn't have to be that way.

The Nihilist has until noon today to restore KAR to its rightful place as #1 of the Nihilist's Top 11 blogs. Otherwise...

Well, the alternative is just too awful to fathom.

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