This piece at Drudge is the best illustration I’ve seen as to why the MSM has lost all credibility among thinking people. It also proves why Katie Couric is a brainless twit, but that’s another story.
Here’s how the conversation would have gone had I been conducting the interview.
KERRY: That's terrific. But 53 percent of our children don't graduate from high school.
DEMENTEE: Whoa, there big fella, would you mind repeating that?
K: It’s a fact. 53 percent of our children don’t graduate from high school.
D: You give Dementee source for information?
K: Don’t you believe me?
D: The Census Bureau's say: 85.9 Percent Of Americans Aged 20-24 Are High School Graduates.
K: And the Census Bureau is run by a Bush crony, so you can hardly believe it.
D: You pulled number from your ass, didn’t you? You don’t stand up, but I know it come from someone’s as because it really smells.
K: If you must know, it got the number from Teresa.
D: You pull number from wife’s ass? That’s disgusting. What else you pull from her ass, maybe magic hat from an imaginary CIA guy?
K: You can’t speak to me that way. I’m a United States Senator.
D: Too late. I think I call you Lurch? You two look alike, but he has a personality. You know Senator Kennedy?
K: I do.
D: How many beer bongs he do in a day? I bet he beat all other senators. You ever crossed a bridge with him in the driver’s seat?
K: This interview is over.
D: Rambo say nothing is over. Dementee say that, too. Nothing over ‘til I say it is. Dementee hungry now. Talking to idiot like you make me want to eat moonbat. Bring me moonbat, I want moonbat.
K: Get me the hell out of here.
D: You moonbat. Dementee eat you.
Editor: the balance of this exchange was deleted in an effort to keep up the not-so-high standards of the Kool Aid Report.
D: No one censor Dementee. Now Dementee eat you.